Everyone is really nice and my friend sits across from me. She's a legit friend. I've been to her house and ate Japanese BBQ. She's driven me to the airport. We talk on the phone. I have a real friend...and she sits across from me. And she speaks English. WIN!
Today the principal comes up to our desks with a bunch of seed packets. He starts asking me what the plants are called in English.
Principal (Japanese): "What's this?"
Me: "Uhh...green pepper...?"
Principal (Japanese): "What about this?"
Me: "Uhh...Japanese radish."
Me: "Uhh...green pepper...?"
Principal (Japanese): "What about this?"
Me: "Uhh...Japanese radish."
Principal (Japanese): "What's this then?"
Me: "Uhh...regular radish...?"
Me: "Uhh...regular radish...?"
Principal (Japanese): "So in American, 'daikon' is called 'Japanese radish'? Strange..."
Me (Japanese): "Well, they don't eat daikon in America."
Principal (Japanese): "Oh, right. Japanese radish...well, it's easy to grow. Here, you can grow some!" (Hands me packet of seeds)
Principal (Japanese): "Oh, right. Japanese radish...well, it's easy to grow. Here, you can grow some!" (Hands me packet of seeds)
Me (Japanese): "Uhh...I don't know what to do with these..."
Friend (Japanese): "Principal, she eats ramen every day..."
Principal (Japanese): "EVERY DAY?! You can't cook, can you?"
Principal (Japanese): "EVERY DAY?! You can't cook, can you?"
Me (Japanese): "My mom is a very good cook, so I never really needed to learn...and sometimes I go to the market and buy take out!"
Principal (Japanese): "Ah, okay..."
Me (Japanese): "And I can bake stuff! I make muffins and cookies and breads."
Friend (Japanese): "She can't cook, but she can bake...desserts."
Friend (Japanese): "She can't cook, but she can bake...desserts."
Principal (Japanese): "You should learn how to cook..."
Me (Japanese): "I can make food. I just can't think of my own recipe, but I can follow one."
Principal (Japanese): "Well, I'll give you seeds when you learn how to grow things...maybe next year."
Principal takes all of his seeds and goes back to his office.
Me: "How did me not cooking have anything to do with not knowing how to plant?!"
Friend: "Well, I figured if you couldn't get past making ramen, you couldn't get plants to grow."
Me: "Yeah, you're right...but that's still totally unrelated!"
Friend: "But I was right, right? You can't grow things...or cook."
I came home after work determined to finish my garden. I hacked the weeds in my yard on Saturday morning. I bought plants and planters on Saturday afternoon. I was going to plant them on Sunday except that it rained. I would've planted them last night after work but I had things to take care of...and it was ridiculously cold. So I planted them today. To prove that I could do it. Because on Saturday morning while I was whacking weeds, I had multiple conversations like this:
Old lady (Japanese): "Your tulips are beautiful! I wish my garden looked like that!"
Me (Japanese): "Those over there? Those are Pegleg's tulips. They sure are beautiful."
Old lady (Japanese): "Ah, well then, your garden has a long way to go if those are Pegleg's. Good luck...you have a lot of work to do!"
Me (Japanese): "Those over there? Those are Pegleg's tulips. They sure are beautiful."
Old lady (Japanese): "Ah, well then, your garden has a long way to go if those are Pegleg's. Good luck...you have a lot of work to do!"
A couple chuckled as they shuffled past. So tonight, I got soil and put my gloves and boots on. I started filling the planters with soil and dug little holes for each of the plants. Then I hear...
Old lady (Japanese): "What do you think you're doing?"
It's the office lady from the local junior high school. Sitting on her bike, stopped in front of my house, watching me.
Me (Japanese): "I got some flowers! See!"
Old lady (Japanese): "Right...well, you have a lot of work to do. Good luck with your flowers..."
I finish planting and put some water on the flowers. I see Pegleg. I motion for him to come over and see my new plants. Surely he'd be proud of my endeavor to have a decent looking yard.
Pegleg (Japanese): "What did you plant?"
Me (Japanese): "Some small flowers and strawberries. And two small trees. Will they die?"
Pegleg (Japanese): "Well, maybe not tonight."
Pegleg (Japanese): "Well, maybe not tonight."


